Whoever said that the universe does not revolve around you is pretty darn WRONG. It’s all in the mind. And if you really believe it does, you know… revolve around you… It will appear to be. (Haha)

Whoever said that Practice makes PERFECT is right. I couldn’t agree more… and then there’s the saying that "NOBODY IS PERFECT, so why practice?" Why the pessimism? When it’s more enjoyable to have optimism.

Whoever said that "No man is an Island" probably lives is a pretty populated area. Right, John Donne?

Whoever said that "Love is Blind"… did not know that CORNEAL Transplant is available for the taking. Got any dough?

Whoever said… that "BEAUTY is in the Eye of the Beholder" is a born prejudice. Beauty is everything that has life and more. Why would you limit them to the things people can only see… are you trying to say that Blind People don’t know what BEAUTY is?

Whoever said that "Do not do unto others… what you don’t want others do unto you"… ang haba… Why not reduce it into KARMA?. Haha.

Whoever said that… "opposites attract" is a physicist, an electrician… or those people who only think of atoms, negative & positive charges.

Whoever said that Jokes are Half-Meant… Huh? I always tell them… JOKES ARE MEANT… TO BE JOKES! It’s suppose to be a joke, why add more meaning to it? Ah… the wonder of the human mind.